February 2012
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph present the Oscar...
KRISTEN: Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter. I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA: Yes, but not length. (Beat.) As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl. And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN: See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA: Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN: Not for me.
MAYA: What?
“Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig just need to always work together. Just as Tina...”
– (via living1discoveryatatime)
Ann has a picture of Leslie at Harvest Fest on her...
5000candlesinthewind:
I’m at the grocery store filling my cart with bottles of liquor. I think everyone is pretending not to see me. And I would also be blogging. Thank God for Tabs.
TV
1. The Office
2. Cougar Town
3. 30 Rock
4. Private Practice
5. Parks & Rec
1. Who is your favorite character in 2?
Ellie
2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?
Karen
3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?
Two part episode where Amelia has her drug addiction.
4. What is your favorite season of 5?
All.
5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?
Lemon and Jack...
